Today I could, or rather, should do seven loads of laundry and seek intervention in the form of a pedicure. I’ve opted to read my new book and watch my dog sleep instead.
I’m ambitious like that.
Honestly, I worked six days last week, today is my one day off before it starts all over again, and I just don’t want to be productive.
Besides, I hung my own mirror this weekend.
What more do you want from me?
The man who was supposed to do it for me is in Minnesota… perhaps permanently and I’m mad at him for as many reasons as that state has lakes.
In truth, I never really needed his help.
I was merely trying to make him feel useful when I asked him to do it for me, and if I’m being REALLY honest that was sort of a crappy move on my part, but I needed to know if he would do what he said he would, and he didn’t.
I wanted to give him a chance to show me who he was. And he did. In more ways than one. (It wasn’t just the mirror.)
As I recounted the story to my friend Mike on a recent phone call, I told him it was imperative that I could count on someone.”Yes,” he agreed, “because they can count on you.” #aww
That’s the beautiful thing about friends.
They know you. They see you.
They know who you are. They’ve walked with you through so many seasons of your life that you show yourselves to one another again and again, sometimes without even meaning to do so.
I find it hard to replicate this while dating, everyone on their best behavior at dinner, struggling to be mysterious or romantic or whatever. It just doesn’t feel like real life.
Real life, to me, involves situations like: Can we hang my faux deer head without killing each other even though we’re both covered in the gum we accidentally melted with the hairdryer? (Obviously that example is too specific to be fictional.)
My parents practically filed for divorce every time they put up wallpaper or got in a car to go anywhere that involved a map, so I’m not trying to subject any future hypothetical children to that noise.
I’m not saying I have anything against dinner (I’m actually quite fond of it), but I guess what I’m saying is: the other stuff matters more to me.
I started this post for another purpose, and now it has become this.
Like the laundry that should be thrown into the machine and the nails that should be filed and polished, those words and that purpose will be delayed another day.
Now I’m going to straighten the art my dog decided to rearrange last night and go back to my book.
Apparently he has a problem with Laura Palmer, Madeleine Ferguson, and all things Twin Peaks.
I, have a problem with my couch.
I almost can’t even look at that wretched thing.